But with $10,000 we would be millionaires!

(Alice Cooper - Desperado)

But I'm not... I'm not a millionaire DC Comics! Not even "comfortably off". So why do you want me to shell out for 5 issues a month for THREE MONTHS to follow the new Batman Arc?!?!?!?! I already buy far to many of your comics as it is! It's probably going to suck as well...

Bah, I'm off to the shops. I hate you DC...